Single or Taken

I always divided my friends into two groups.

The Singles

The Taken

Single friends are much more fun to hang out with because they have:

1. Freedom
2. Free time and
3. they are ready to do anything

Everytime I have spontaneous, wild and crazy plans obviously I will invite the singles first.

Taken friends have the tendency to reject your invitition because they are

1. not allowed by their significant other(s) to go out or
2. they have date with their significant other(s)

However, please expect the taken friends to suddenly pop up in your life. This will happen when they have

1. a silly fight with the significant other,
2. a serious fight with the significant other, and
3. they are being neglected or
4. they just broke up

Your roles as a friend when the above situations happen are to:

1. offer sympathy
2. lend an ear for their problems
3. give appropriate feedback
4. say things like 'he is a jerk anyway'
5. take them out for some fun
6. accompany them for binge eating specially ice cream and chocolate
7. be a relationship therapist
8. provide tissues
9. be the messenger when they are in the process of being together again
10. be neglected when they are love birds again

p/s: Reflect Yourself.